family problems of indian and american

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.

The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can't  marry the  one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get  married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even  met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman  whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of  family problems.'
 
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can  marry the one whom we love ......I'll tell you my story.  'I married a widow  whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.  After a couple of years, my  father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father  became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
 
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.  More  problems occurred when I had a son.  My son is my father's brother and so  he is my uncle.
 
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my  brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and  I am my own grandson."

AND YOU SAY YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS

 

The Indian fainted........!!!