SHUT YOUR MOUTH

A woman goes to her social counsellor all black and blue. "Oh, my God! What happened?" he asks. "I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on dollar beer night he beats me to a pulp." "I have a solution to that problem," the counsellor says. "When your husband comes home drunk just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth, but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed." Two weeks later the woman goes back to the advisor to thank him for his help. "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me once!" "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?