Don't copy if you can't paste !!! NEVER BUDDY ! NEVER !!
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
He Said:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried
to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a
drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a
hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried
to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a
drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a
hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !!!
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