barber and ministers

While cutting hair, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

 

Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, you are cutting hair or ing conducting an inquiry?”

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

 

 

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

Pranab shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’

Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’

 

 

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

 

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight;

and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I go on asking.