jOKE OF 2011 SO FAR
John Howard (former Australian Prime Minister), Barack Obama (USA President)
and Vladimir Putin (Russian Prime Minister) all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the devil
informs him
that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.
Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished
the devil
informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Howard just smiles.
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why Howard got to call
Australia for only
20 cents??
The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Julia Gillard (current Unelected Prime Minister of an
unrepresentative government) took over, the whole country has gone to hell.
It's a local call."
John Howard (former Australian Prime Minister), Barack Obama (USA President)
and Vladimir Putin (Russian Prime Minister) all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the devil
informs him
that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.
Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished
the devil
informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Howard just smiles.
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why Howard got to call
Australia for only
20 cents??
The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Julia Gillard (current Unelected Prime Minister of an
unrepresentative government) took over, the whole country has gone to hell.
It's a local call."
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